"Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry and narrowmindedness." – Mark Twain
I leave you for 5 minutes and this is what I come back to???? LOL...I'll have to come back and check out more ;o)xo
ok..who's the comedian?tc
" Don't taze me bro"!
Hey, Junior! Penguins can't fly!
What dya mean it's my fault? All I did was tell him he starts swimming classes tomorrow!"
I vote for Jillie's! Ha ha ha! Isn't that what happens when Mom leaves for just a minute? I remember when my wonderful husband was watching Caleb for a few minutes out front while he was gardening or something. A few minutes later his sister marches up with Caleb who she found pushing the stroller over to her house (across a street that was busy at the time with huge dump trucks moving load after load of dirt.)AUUGGGGHHHH! I'm glad she was there to find him. :D
I thought it was turtles that couldn't roll over from their backs?
He says he's tryin' to make a snow angel, whatever that is.
The Ministry Of Extinction, claims this is Number 482 ,that did not make thru the winter..." Back to the ship Boys "...Penguin Global Warming Field Team,South Pole Region
Thank you everyone, for contributing. I'm so brain dead I just knew there had to be something funny, but for the life of me just couldn't think of anything! LOVED everyone's answers :)Jillie, Ha ha, you started it out with a proper bang :) LOL = thanks! I'm such a slow poke with funny comments...TC - Are you from New York? Ha ha, ALL penguins are funny... ! They don't even have to say anything, and it's funny. Sister C - Who knows what artillery is hidden beneath those smooth suits of black and white....Tom and Icy - HA HA! poor Junior - someone should have told him LMAOIcarus - LOL - too much for the little chap...:)Kelly, Ha ha! Jillie's is right on. Do you remember Mom's story of when Dad was watching our sister Tammy on the ferry in New Orleans... and she nearly walked right off the edge? Mom was furious... maybe it's a male gene pool thing... Nessa - LOL! Turtles and fuzzy penguins... :)Actonbell - Awe - that is the cutest one. Little penquins making snow angels.. awe...C M E D B D wings?Annonymous - OH NO... poor #482 global warming casualty, giving his life so that others can learn and perhaps move toward a better world...poor little guy....~
I enjoyed reading the answers and your responses. However, my answer wouldn't have been funny and close to what the other 'anonymous' said! I was puzzled why no one could see the ship and what it represented ... which isn't funny ... OH BLAH ... I need to be more funny! HAHA
I hope I’m not too late. “Caption it” what a cool fun idea.Ok here we go.“This is no time to get stuffed, there’s a boat coming” … kids, you can dress em up but can’t take em nowhere.
Yeah, I'm not always that quick with the whit myself. I had to put myself in the situation and first thing I thought of was something my mom would say!So happy to hear that your dad is doing better. BUMMER about missing his alumni march in the band. But he's ok and that's the most important part.Hang in there dear one and get some rest. Are you guys getting rain? It's COLD and rainy here. Wish I could stay home, light the fire place and curl up with a good book. But I am staying at Cay's for the next few nights.xoxo
"Look, it was your first time steering. Things happen."Is there anything on earth cuter than a baby penguin?
"You'd say ANYTHING to get out of walking."
Terry you just need to come here and just make the m,ove you can do anything here ... I'll have to get a day and time and have George call you and help you get here ...Comon I will keep up the photo's til you cry Lopez or Bust!
I vote for Jillie's too. LOL
"Son, don't you think we tried? Reagardless of how long you sun-bathe, you'll never get a different color!"
Annonymousie "birdie really ;)" - You will notice I didn't leave my own answer - I'm painfully shy and not too proud of my own offerings. Yours was more in my vein of things....I'm not a funny person most of the time. Thanks. You had it right all along.Socal Sal - you are NEVER too late my boy :)HA HA - anyone, who has EVER had kids, will recognize your line :) I had a huge thing written out in sympathy for you... See I've got three LOL but the computer had to "lose" the goods sounds like a slacker, but trust me, it was ALL THERE!! Jillie = I know that is why I love you so much. My Mom would SO have said that. I revere anything, and everything my Mom said, so what's the big deal? I know you know, nurse, daughter, human being... you know. Thanks Jillie. I think you know, and you are grand. I thank you on behalf of Cay, your Mom, and every single person you have knelt beside, held their hand, patted their shoulder/back... gently spread the hair back from their forehead, held their precious toes... you know... Jillie, (my fine cheese head friend) you are so cool! I can't wait until I finally get to meet you. Truly you are one of the world's finest, fighting the battle of sorrow, despair, discouragement and unhappiness... your sunny disposition and way of looking at things just amazes me. You are really always there to champion the low in spirit, and light the way. I've seen you demonstrate it over and over, through my blog, your blog, and all the damn blogs you happen to touch. You are an amazing one-woman show. Guess I'd better stop right now. I thing You are awesome. Cheers my friend = TerryDoug = Okay, cheat - just call on the baby pics to save your butt...Okay, first time steering.. we can imagine that... but "cuter than a baby penguin?" Ha ha, surely DOUG< you jest!!!! This is a joke, yet? Oh my, how life has changed... PS I didn't know beagles could survive out here... * here puppy doggy - come along....
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! It´s SO funny! One idea better than the other. I love the one from Icarus! I have to laugh so hard I cann´t really think. I have to come back and try to get an own idea.
Come on, Terry! Look at that little hombrito! Even a heart of flint has flaky bits.
"Need some help?"
I'm just not funny enough to think of a caption for the little beanie, but I've enjoyed everyone else's. :D
Jeanne, I didn't miss you - just took a break after a few overly zealous comments wore me out... :)Ha Ha - good one! I see you speak with the voice of a knowing and experienced parent as well. Sister Celtic - Anne, you know it's that little detail of employment that is sticking point... LOL Lopez already has a great carpenter/photographer in residence. Autumn - There are so many funny ones! Now if only I could come up with one too.ebezp - HA HA HA simple but effective.Minka - LOVE IT! Spoken in true penguin fashion :)(I didn't know penguins couldn't tan LOL)SOe - there are some funny talented comediens out there. I wish I was one too ;)Doug - flaky, cheesy, yes, and tender. Curmudgeons sometimes lose their cover. Yes, it is true: nothing is cuter.Weatherchazer - aw, a kind hearted query.Kelly, you can sit over here with me (the no-hitters bench) and watch the pros play. :)
"i didnt even know i was pregnant..."
"we wanted to try a home birth this time..."
Oh please, stop it! ROFLMAO gasp, sputter... ha ha ha ha ha ha Lisa your last caption takes the cake. Oh my - that is so funny! HA HA HA guffawwwwwwwwww!
"Looks just like you, Edith."
hey, it wasnt THAT funny.oh, okay, maybe it was...i liked the first one too,cuz the little guy just looks likehe kinda fell out of somebody....splat.hey, you started it....!
"Soooo who knows the resuscitation technique?""Yeah that'll teach you to pick on someone your OWN size!""All we need to do now guys is find the very lost kid that it belongs too""Ok that's it, if it starts talking I'm outta here!""How do we cremate him out here where there's no fire!"
Tai - well done!! (Reminds me of Archie Bunker)JJ - oh my (wipes eyes) that was a good laugh. Life in the arctic zone... brought to you by one funny Canadian. I didn't know the mundane life of a penguin could be so funny. Home birth... takes on a whole new meaning, doesn't it?Kingcover: You are on a roll Mr. Green... :) I like the one about the very lost kid... LOL I think they would prefer the burial at sea (block of ice) to creamation.
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