I spent last Saturday (yes, most of the ENTIRE DAY in my office, because my home computer is still unusable) doing what I thought would be a breeze... completing my traffic school online. I had not received a speeding ticket in 15 years or so... and was terribly unhappy (how's that for a nice tame adjective) to have to jump through the traffic school hoops. Thinking I could just waltz through the questions on line, I spent hour after hour taking copious notes, paying especially close attention to the RIDICULOUS little questions which were interspersed throughout each of the 12 chapters regarding "Chili the Dog" - supposedly to verify that it was indeed me taking the test. Let it suffice to say, that as the day dragged on, and I had nowhere else to go but onward to the next chapter, I became more and more furious. Road rage in my chair. Keyboard in danger of being smashed by the frustrated pounding of my fingers as they punched harder with each keystroke...
After the day had dragged all the way by, I took the final test.
The 4 questions I GOT WRONG, WERE ALL QUESTIONS PERTAINING TO CHILI THE blankity blank DOG - having absolutely nothing at all to do with traffic.
I'm foaming at the mouth just remembering it. (Some feat for a crow)